The De-Textbook by Cracked
Summary: You are an idiot.
Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For
decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you.
You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated
taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're
even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!
But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to
help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the
Cracked De-Textbook will
teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from
Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to
pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically
seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided
education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter
person...whether you like it or not. The
De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It
can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it
absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.
Angie's Comments: The
De-Textbook is filled with
information that we think is true, but really is false. The book is full of
jokes, as befits a book written by contributors to Cracked.com, a comedy
website). Some of the jokes and topics are mature. Cracked presents the
material in an easy and fun way, and they include just enough information
without overwhelming you. Recommended for readers who enjoy reading Cracked.com
or love learning new facts presented with many jokes.
|
|
|
|
|
No comments:
Post a Comment