November 18, 2014

The De-Textbook

The De-Textbook by Cracked
Summary: You are an idiot.

Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!

But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked
 De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.


Angie's CommentsThe De-Textbook is filled with information that we think is true, but really is false. The book is full of jokes, as befits a book written by contributors to Cracked.com, a comedy website). Some of the jokes and topics are mature. Cracked presents the material in an easy and fun way, and they include just enough information without overwhelming you. Recommended for readers who enjoy reading Cracked.com or love learning new facts presented with many jokes. 



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